Well.. here's the continuation!
(Morning. We're back at the same road)
Ichigo: Well this is where we saw the blanks and obliterated them yesterday morning... so they must come back to the exact same spot this morning. By the way, stay close to me, Senna.
Senna: -runs away-
Ichigo: Senna??? Where are youuuuu???
Senna: Stop yelling, I'm right behind you! Although I ran away in the opposite direction. Look, there's a convenient weeping childTM so let me show off how motherly and warm I am!
Child: Can't find my dad... sob...
Senna: Your dad was with you?
Child: Yes.. That was obvious enough ne, you stupid girl? Errr... I mean.. my dad's not here.. we were going to a festival... sob...
Ichigo: Your dad's dead kid. So let me give you a soul burial and get back to what I was doing before.
(No one pays attention. New Quest: Find Tomoya's dad!!!)
(Random scenery. Melancholy music. Dad hunting is forgotten. We're doing 'fun mom, dad and kid' outing instead!)
Ichigo: What are we doing! There's no festival here. Let's just bury the kid!
Senna: No! He has a long journey ahead.. I can't bury his soul like this... sentimental dialogues!
OOC Ichigo: How sweet you are... drool...
(The festival. It randomly appeared. A touching reunion between dad and kid)
Dad: Thank you so much! By the way, everyone around you is dead. Bye bye!
(Half the people disappear. The other half is rotting)
Senna: Ahhh!!! Why is this happening? Sob!
OOC Ichigo: Senna...
(Luckily, Ukitake and the rest of the gang arrive before he drowns in OOCness)
Renji: Hand the sue over, Ichigo. It's evil will corrupt you!
Rukia: I did a crap load of research, okay. She's not a shinigami, she's a sue! Now hand her over, before it's too late!
Evil Sue Senna: But I am a Shinigami!
Renji: No you aren't. You are non-canon. Hence, Sue. And why are you in the living world if you are a Shinigami?
Senna: No.. I am.. confused.. teary.. lots of memories... -implodes-
Renji: See, she's like a boggart. Just give us the damn sue, Ichigo!
Senna: No, I say! I'm not a sue!
Ukitake: Fiiiiiine. You are the memory rosary. Which in Sueish means 'the spawn of Sauron'. Now will you come?
Senna: Nooo!
Hitsugaya: Come on, be reasonable. The valley of screams, the evil dude, alternate dimension, mass destruction... they all add up!
Senna: No... logic!!! Stay away!!! I'm.. I'm.. I'm-
OOC Ichigo: Too late! I'm already corrupted! I'll defend Senna with my life, against the one woman whose word I have always valued, her best friend and all the officers I trust!
Rukia: No! Ichigo! Are you insane?
OOC Ichigo: I don't know you! I must protect Senna!!! You are evil!
(Thankfully the villains appear for a small battle. Yay! Would've killed myself if they didn't)
(Senna is clingy and helpless. The rotting people turn into violent white things)
OOC Ichigo: Though I have the sharpest instincts in the series, I still will not notice a big fat guy behind me. Worse, I'll hold the sue in my arms and roll around with her on the ground!
(Somewhere in an alternate dimension, the real Ichigo screams in unison with Hichigo- “NO!!!! MY IMAGE!!!!”)
Fat evil guy: Hi, I'm back! And this time, I will take the rosary.
Hichigo: Please do. I can't stand the sue-ness any more.
OOC Ichigo: Oh no you won't! Attack!
(Everyone is inexplicably getting their asses kicked. Kon is batting with the white things using one hand)
Rukia: Damn it Kon, what kind of wimp-ass fighting is that? Die you white abominations!
Kon: Nee-saaaannn!!! Thank god! Save me from the sue! -glomps her-
Rukia: -is red- Get off me! You're in Ichigo's body now and I don't want you distracting me!
Senna: How dare you steal Kon from me? I'm Super-Strong too!!! I'll fight sexily and make him drool now! Ahem... Call forth the twilight, Mirokumaru!
(The inevitable white haired villain makes his appearance and K.O's her in less than a second)
Senna: Or I'll act the helpless maiden...again. Whatever works.
OOC Ichigo: From now onwards I shall start the “1001 times I will call thy name” chant... Senna!
Ukitake: Is it possible? You are the members of a noble house who were exiled for illegal cloning and mass production of sues!!!!
(The white things explode. The Evil gangTM decide to leave but are stopped by DUN DUN DUN... OOC Ichigo in all his bankai-glory! Not)
OOC Ichigo: Senna! I'm coming! (When a guy says this and raises his sword in your direction, I would be scared)
White haired villain: -stabs Fake!Ichigo with Mirokumaru. Oh the angst-
Senna: NO!!! THE ANGST! IT'S NOT ENOUGH! I NEEEEEED MORE!
Bleeding OOC Ichigo: Okay.
(His eyes unfocus)
Audience: From that? Dear god, you're Ichigo! You're not even supposed to -blink- at a small injury like that!!
(Nonetheless, his eyes unfocus. They reach for each other.... but they don't meet. Woe is them! Instead, inexplicably, her ribbon comes off.. the token of their true love... oh angst!!!)
Senna: ICHIGO MY LOOOOOOOVE!!!
(The Evil gangTM vanishes)
Rukia: I really shouldn't bother, but damn... I can't help it. Ichigo!
(She catches him. Everything blacks out and reveal Inoue, Ishida and Chad who have woefully small roles)
Orihime: He's fine now. I finished healing him.
Rukia: You mean he's back to the way he was? Before the sue?
Orihime: Now that I can't guarantee.
Urahara: Hey guys, I just found out their evil planTM! They plan to use the memory rosary to make the real and spirit worlds collide.
Ishida: But how can they-
(Is cut off before he can say “formulate such an incredibly useless evil planTM which is bound to have no advantage whatsoever to them?”)
Urahara: Shut up, Ishida and stop thinking! As I was saying... there must be a coincidental entranceTM somewhere close to where the sue first appeared-
OOC Ichigo: Aha! I shalt get back my sweet Senna after all!
(Dashes off, followed by Rukia. She'll need a big hug after this is over)
-sighs-
Arrrghhh! I can't seem to finish this in one sitting! Will be back sometime soon with part 3...