Well.. here's the continuation!

(Morning. We're back at the same road)

Ichigo: Well this is where we saw the blanks and obliterated them yesterday morning... so they must come back to the exact same spot this morning. By the way, stay close to me, Senna.

Senna: -runs away-

Ichigo: Senna??? Where are youuuuu???

Senna: Stop yelling, I'm right behind you! Although I ran away in the opposite direction. Look, there's a convenient weeping child^TM so let me show off how motherly and warm I am!

Child: Can't find my dad... sob...

Senna: Your dad was with you?

Child: Yes.. That was obvious enough ne, you stupid girl? Errr... I mean.. my dad's not here.. we were going to a festival... sob...

Ichigo: Your dad's dead kid. So let me give you a soul burial and get back to what I was doing before.

(No one pays attention. New Quest: Find Tomoya's dad!!!)

(Random scenery. Melancholy music. Dad hunting is forgotten. We're doing 'fun mom, dad and kid' outing instead!)

Ichigo: What are we doing! There's no festival here. Let's just bury the kid!

Senna: No! He has a long journey ahead.. I can't bury his soul like this... sentimental dialogues!

OOC Ichigo: How sweet you are... drool...

(The festival. It randomly appeared. A touching reunion between dad and kid)

Dad: Thank you so much! By the way, everyone around you is dead. Bye bye!

(Half the people disappear. The other half is rotting)

Senna: Ahhh!!! Why is this happening? Sob!

OOC Ichigo: Senna...

(Luckily, Ukitake and the rest of the gang arrive before he drowns in OOCness)

Renji: Hand the sue over, Ichigo. It's evil will corrupt you!

Rukia: I did a crap load of research, okay. She's not a shinigami, she's a sue! Now hand her over, before it's too late!

Evil Sue Senna: But I am a Shinigami!

Renji: No you aren't. You are non-canon. Hence, Sue. And why are you in the living world if you are a Shinigami?

Senna: No.. I am.. confused.. teary.. lots of memories... -implodes-

Renji: See, she's like a boggart. Just give us the damn sue, Ichigo!

Senna: No, I say! I'm not a sue!

Ukitake: Fiiiiiine. You are the memory rosary. Which in Sueish means 'the spawn of Sauron'. Now will you come?

Senna: Nooo!

Hitsugaya: Come on, be reasonable. The valley of screams, the evil dude, alternate dimension, mass destruction... they all add up!

Senna: No... logic!!! Stay away!!! I'm.. I'm.. I'm-

OOC Ichigo: Too late! I'm already corrupted! I'll defend Senna with my life, against the one woman whose word I have always valued, her best friend and all the officers I trust!

Rukia: No! Ichigo! Are you insane?

OOC Ichigo: I don't know you! I must protect Senna!!! You are evil!

(Thankfully the villains appear for a small battle. Yay! Would've killed myself if they didn't)

(Senna is clingy and helpless. The rotting people turn into violent white things)

OOC Ichigo: Though I have the sharpest instincts in the series, I still will not notice a big fat guy behind me. Worse, I'll hold the sue in my arms and roll around with her on the ground!

(Somewhere in an alternate dimension, the real Ichigo screams in unison with Hichigo- “NO!!!! MY IMAGE!!!!”)

Fat evil guy: Hi, I'm back! And this time, I will take the rosary.

Hichigo: Please do. I can't stand the sue-ness any more.

OOC Ichigo: Oh no you won't! Attack!

(Everyone is inexplicably getting their asses kicked. Kon is batting with the white things using one hand)

Rukia: Damn it Kon, what kind of wimp-ass fighting is that? Die you white abominations!

Kon: Nee-saaaannn!!! Thank god! Save me from the sue! -glomps her-

Rukia: -is red- Get off me! You're in Ichigo's body now and I don't want you distracting me!

Senna: How dare you steal Kon from me? I'm Super-Strong too!!! I'll fight sexily and make him drool now! Ahem... Call forth the twilight, Mirokumaru!

(The inevitable white haired villain makes his appearance and K.O's her in less than a second)

Senna: Or I'll act the helpless maiden...again. Whatever works.

OOC Ichigo: From now onwards I shall start the “1001 times I will call thy name” chant... Senna!

Ukitake: Is it possible? You are the members of a noble house who were exiled for illegal cloning and mass production of sues!!!!

(The white things explode. The Evil gang^TM decide to leave but are stopped by DUN DUN DUN... OOC Ichigo in all his bankai-glory! Not)

OOC Ichigo: Senna! I'm coming! (When a guy says this and raises his sword in your direction, I would be scared)

White haired villain: -stabs Fake!Ichigo with Mirokumaru. Oh the angst-

Senna: NO!!! THE ANGST! IT'S NOT ENOUGH! I NEEEEEED MORE!

Bleeding OOC Ichigo: Okay.

(His eyes unfocus)

Audience: From that? Dear god, you're Ichigo! You're not even supposed to -blink- at a small injury like that!!

(Nonetheless, his eyes unfocus. They reach for each other.... but they don't meet. Woe is them! Instead, inexplicably, her ribbon comes off.. the token of their true love... oh angst!!!)

Senna: ICHIGO MY LOOOOOOOVE!!!

(The Evil gang^TM vanishes)

Rukia: I really shouldn't bother, but damn... I can't help it. Ichigo!

(She catches him. Everything blacks out and reveal Inoue, Ishida and Chad who have woefully small roles)

Orihime: He's fine now. I finished healing him.

Rukia: You mean he's back to the way he was? Before the sue?

Orihime: Now that I can't guarantee.

Urahara: Hey guys, I just found out their evil planTM! They plan to use the memory rosary to make the real and spirit worlds collide.

Ishida: But how can they-

(Is cut off before he can say “formulate such an incredibly useless evil plan^TM which is bound to have no advantage whatsoever to them?”)

Urahara: Shut up, Ishida and stop thinking! As I was saying... there must be a coincidental entrance^TM somewhere close to where the sue first appeared-

OOC Ichigo: Aha! I shalt get back my sweet Senna after all!

(Dashes off, followed by Rukia. She'll need a big hug after this is over)

 

-sighs-

Arrrghhh! I can't seem to finish this in one sitting! Will be back sometime soon with part 3...

Champion Daydreams: The life of a girl who aspired much and did nothing.

Yep, that would be me...

A perfect world? For me a perfect world would be a world where we are all children, eternally. A world where no one harms anyone, a world where you can dream freely, hope unboundedly, where you can be anything or anyone you want. A world where you don't need to care or worry about tomorrow, it just comes. A world where you have no sorrow or unhappiness of any kind.

Having siblings- Very important. Even though I'd rather DIE than let him know, life would've been pretty boring without my brother. We did (and still do) have a lot of fun, and I can't imagine a life where he doesn't exist. He's the only person who understands me almost completely, and I would've been pretty lonely without him in my life.

Disclaimer: Characters do not belong to me. And no was offence intended to anyone.

SOUL SOCIETY LABORATORY that looks like its straight out of Star wars:

Typing sounds. People in white lab coats.

Guy who we've seen several times but do not know the name of: The status, my minions?

Squeaky voiced girl/guy: We're going to infiltrate the 'space'

2 seconds later.

Predictable screams of random people: HELP!!! EMERGENCY! HELP!

Guy who we've seen several times but do not know the name of: I REFUSE to help you! Tell me what's going on! Tell me while you're screaming in unimaginable pain!

They scream and die horribly. Predictably.

(Scene changes into a very lovely park. All is peaceful and gorgeous. Not)

Little dead girl: Running time!

Creepy ass hollow: Uuuuwwwwwaaaahhhhh!!!

(Music changes into 'Kick ass' as the hero, his stuffed toy and his former closet-mate race across)

IchiRuki fangirls: SQUUUEEEEE!!! THEY WERE ON A DATE!

Ichigo: -chops off hollow's arm- Aha!!

Hollow: Not! Watch me as I run away, people! Cool is me!

Ichigo: Wrong! Watch me as I out-cool that and chop you into pieces with one hand!

Rukia: Ichigo, stop monkeying about! Here's the kid the hollow was after! Send the brat to heaven so that we may stare moonily together at the bright beam of light.

Ichigo: Okie!

(Unspecified time later)

Rukia: Don't use your badge recklessly you idiot! -elbows him-

Ichigo: Ow! What was that for?

Rukia: -shoves Kon into his mouth- Bwahahahahaha!!!! I love being mean! And a bad actress!

Random people in the park: OH NOES! THE ORANGE HAIRED BOY WHO SUDDENLY COLLAPSED HAS DIED!!!

Ichigo: -gets up- Just kidding! I'm not really dead!

Random people in the park: AAARRRGGGHHHH! GHOST!

(A short memory modification later)

Rukia: Now where is the plot point?

-Her phone beeps-

Rukia: Aha! Here it is! Come, Ichigo! Let us take leave of our true characters and never return for the rest of this film!

Ichigo: Wha? Whatever, let's go!

(The station. Creepy things that look like blind snowmen are scattered about. They're oddly cute)

Rukia: BLAH BLAH BLAH.. SOUL SOCIETY.. BLAH BLAH BLAH. DON'T BOTHER ME ICHIGO! Go perform a soul burial or something.

Ichigo: What a stupid idea... I mean, okay. Whatever you say!

(Ominous wind blows. The snowmen turn into attention seeking cuddly things)

Rukia: EEEKS! PERVERTED SNOWMEN!

Ichigo: How DARE you touch her??? Feel my wrath! Or not.

(A mini tornado makes its appearance)

LO AND BEHOLD, THE GIRL WONDER IS HERE!

Girl wonder: Hi! I'm super cool! Let me swish about, obliterating the snowmen with super speed and performing a lot of unneeded flips. Watch me in awe, Ichigo!

Ichigo: -watches her in awe-

Girl wonder: Let me release my Zanpakutou pointlessly and defeat the enemies you could have destroyed in two seconds.

Ichigo: No! I'll stop you for no apparent reason!

Girl wonder: And I'll kick your face for no apparent reason! Everyone knows that's how people fall in love!

Rukia: What a lot of crap.

Kon: How come I always am the first to see fathers who are not actually dumb/ White haired villains?

(The snowmen disappear)

 

Ichigo and Rukia: What the effing hell just happened?

 

Girl wonder: I'm back!! Now let me prance about in a high school uniform that's too short for me for no apparent reason and then look irritated upon spotting the main characters!

 

Ichigo: Ack! It's you! You weird female who looks like a cross between me and Rukia!

Girl wonder: Wrong! I also have a bit of Yachiru's saucy attitude, Renji's hairstyle, Ragiku's teasing nature, Hitsugaya's aloofness, Hinamori's dreamy innocence, Tatsuki's legs, Nanao's chest-

Audience: We get it!

Ichigo: Anyway, what are you?

Girl wonder: I'm not telling. You tell me who you are first.

Ichigo: Grrrrr.. fine. I'm Kurosaki Ichigo.

Girl wonder: Tee hee! Okay then, I'm Senna!!

Rukia: Senna? Really??? Isn't that the name of a laxative prepared from the dried pod of a legume?

Ichigo: Rukia, we're getting away from the plot.

Rukia: What plo- oh. Right. Anyway, what do you know about those things?

Senna: -squeals like a mentally retarded person-

Ichigo: Stop being difficult! Oh crap, my body! Come with me!! -grabs her hand and drags her off-

Rukia: Hmmph. I don't recall you ever holding my hand.

(Scene changes to upside down Seireitei. Iba and Ikkaku are still fighting the fight they were fighting way back in the SS arc)

Ominous black cloud: Well hello there, gentlemen!

Iba and Ikkaku: -jawdrop-

(Scene changes again, into a random amusement park)

Senna: SQUEE! A ferris wheel! I want to ride that next, Mama, Papa!

Rukia: What squad are you in, idiot?

Senna: I don't remember.

Rukia: -pissed off- Stop acting all twirly and loopy like a silly shojo heroine! And you, Ichigo stop acting like a great lump of stone and help me!

Ichigo: Fine. Do you know what those things were?

Senna:-continues acting all twirly and loopy like a silly shojo heroine-

Rukia: -gives up- That's it, I'm leaving. You stay here and stick to the Laxative girl, Ichigo.

Ichigo: WHAT? WHY??

Rukia: Because I say so! Also, because now you are 'Out Of Character Ichigo' who doesn't even remember the girl he went through hell to rescue.

OOC Ichigo: Okay, little midget I've never met before. Stalking time!

Senna: -giggles and nances- Catch me if you can!!

OOC Ichigo: Wait! Wait for me while I run at one-tenth of my usual speed!

Hitsugaya: What the hell are you doing Kurosaki? I don't care, come with us to the convenient plot point place.

(The Urahara store)

Hitsugaya: BLAH BLAH BLAH... Technical details.. BLAH BLAH BLAH

Ichigo: -is clueless-

Hitsugaya: You're so retarded.

Urahara: Not to worry, I have a backup explanation for retards!!

Hitsugaya: I'm in charge of setting things right. BLAH BLAH BLAH...

Ichigo: We were attacked by white thing with red hats!

Urahara and Hitsugaya: Blanks? The valley of screams?

Ichigo: Huh?

Urahara: On to backup explanation 2 for bigger retards!!

Kon: I saw something!

Urahara: Good! -knocks him out- We'll analyze him and now, he won't interfere with your deep and soul-stirring rendezvous with Senna!!

Ichigo: Huh? What?

Urahara: Never mind. Kon's memory will reveal who our enemy is.

Ichigo: What are they after?

Urahara: They must be looking for the tragically named 'memory rosary'. Very deep and mysterious this is. My genius brain needs time to understand this mystery.

Hitsugaya: Everyone watching this movie knows by now that it's the chick.. So why don't you toodle off and develop strong feelings for her so that we can evilly separate both of you and horribly scar you in the process tomorrow morning?

Ichigo: -toodles off-

(Same plaza as before)

Senna: Hey Ichigo! I've been waiting for you! But let me pointlessly run away again!

OOC Ichigo: Not again!

(Some pointless running later. Rooftop. Sentimental music comes on)

Senna: -broods over the stars-

People: OMFG! She's standing on the edge of the roof!

(The lights come on, predictably)

OOC Ichigo: Senna...

People: -gasp- Is she nuts?

Senna: Watch me perform circus tricks that could kill me for no apparent reason!

OOC Ichigo: Come on, we're getting out of here!

(A restaurant)

Senna: So you have no idea about the bad guys- what they are, what they look like or where they are now. But okay, take me for a ride on the Ferris wheel and I'll help you!

Ichigo: No way.

Senna: Take me! Or I'll be all dreamy and annoying for another hour!

OOC Ichigo: No! Anyway, where did you get that ribbon from?

Senna: Wow, you noticed! Awww...

OOC Ichigo: Of course! Just because I did not notice that my sister's clothes were stolen and worn by a shrimp who tagged along with me 24x7 doesn't mean I'm not observant when women change small things like ribbons! Now tell me where you got it from so that I can buy it for you and transform it into a sentimental plot point!

Senna: Okay! But after, let me gaze inexplicably at a river and remember my past life!

OOC Ichigo: Fine..

Senna: My past.. it's so beautiful and tragic and overused!

OOC Ichigo: I smell evil.

(Creepy ass old graveyard)

Senna: Oh... it's my grave...

(Predictably, she's attacked)

Senna: Help me! Help! Even though I effortlessly beat you guys in scene 1, I'm incapable against large, fat men!

Large fat, man: Come with me to our boss guy!

Senna: I don't know him

Large fat, man: That's okay! We have a letter of introduction!

(A bunch of blatantly evil people appear)

Blatantly evil people: Hurry up already!

Senna: Help! Again! Save me, you hot berry!

OOC Ichigo: The hero is here! Back off, uglies! And you, Senna- we have a promise I've never mentioned before to keep!

Blatantly evil people: -disappear-

OOC Ichigo: So why'd you run off?

Senna: My family was buried here... woe is me!

OOC Ichigo: Bleh. Fine, come home with me so I can introduce you to my insane family. It took me 150+ episodes to get to that place with Rukia, but you and I have a connection!

The family: Of course you can stay with us, stranger!

Senna: So this is your room! I think I'll just steal a couple of lines from Rukia and then wander off into contradictory memories.

OOC Ichigo: Okay. By the way, what did those guys who attacked you say?

Senna: Don't remember much. Some guy called Gan wanted me to come over. I'm bored, let me start stripping vocally and ask to sleep in your bed to make your dad and Yuzu, who by the way are listening outside get a nosebleed and then instantly fall asleep.

(Late into the night)

Urahara: Apparently I do use normal things like cell phones when I want to contact people! It's not always wall messages with blood! Anyway, the evil guy is actually a guy from soul society.

OOC Ichigo: Oh, okay. Let me ask you an oblique question about Senna so that I can confirm my doubts about her.

Urahara: And let me pretend I don't know why you're asking. 

Am tired as hell! I ran around all day printing the blasted paper and stuff for the paper presentation contest. Skived off a lot of classes today, but the job's done now. I'll never submit a paper again if this doesn't get selected. It was so disappointing not getting selected for TKR, I wonder what I did wrong? Surely it was better than lots of other shit?

*sniffle*

Anyway, I have DC lab tomorrow and I haven't written the observation yet (sigh). How am I going to do all these jobs in time?

1. Have a music class today.
2. Have to buy a gift for sensei.
3. Have to do DC observation.
4. Have to submit the paper and proof-read it.

Hmmm... I don't know if it's crazy or not, But I'd really love to be a ninja. To dress in black to be agile, swift and deadly. To be a mistress of disguise, to pretend to be weak and then kick-ass. -_________- That would be nice

Mmm... Number one being, I'm in my third year and first semester. My exam results were fine. Exactly the same as last time. I have tons of work to do all the time, no time to even breathe... Soumya's here apparently and I have today and tomorrow to meet her, and both are not free. Arrggghhh... Records to write, music to practice (A concertish thing on 7th Aug) Importantly, the house has almost been sold, and acertain someone forget's her place often. *Bitch* Daddy's going off today again, and that means Bleach time with Mamma! ^___^ Life is okay... for now.

I can't believe I can't go home, this suxxors... just because we have some stupid branch thing that I'm no way related to... Fine then, if I have to stay, I stay but no freakin' way in hell am I attending the darn thing.

Can you believe I actually found my folder after I misplaced it so irresponsibly? Mou, I'm so relieved I could sing!

Poonam fell off and injured herself today... no H.O.D's class today, phew. All the same it was lousy. Finally convinced Harsha to join orkut. Dad's probably coming back tommorow, so I guess my insane anime watching will come to a halt. Not that he won't let me... but nah. He'll just freak out that I'm not working or something. Hope he gets me those shell earrings I asked for. And a movie. Etto... what else? Oh yeah, I can't get my package until Poonam comes to college, and I wonder if she can tommorow...

We got screwed again, by the H.O.D but this time, IT WAS UNFAIR!!!!! Honestly, he developed that impression on me, and he's not letting me go! Not just me though, half the class. How great was that! My life is honestly, so shitty. I mean, this is not what I wanted! I wanted, well... I wanted to be free!

Sort of feeling lousy right now... arghh can't type as I can't bend my hand... I donated blood today! And almost passed out for the first time too! Okay I'll write about this later as I really am not able to type...