A time for new beginnings

Writer's Block: All work and no play ...

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 09:16:03 GMT

When it gets unusually cold, snowy, and/or rainy, do you prefer to remain indoors? If there's a long stretch of bad weather, do you tend to get depressed and/or stir crazy? If so, how do you cope?

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Oh no.. I love this kind of weather! And I absolutely adore staying at home lazing about, so it's all okay! Weather like this is the perfect time to read a book under the covers... make some soup for yourself.. have a long chat with someone or watch something fun.

-smiles-

I wish I was home now...

Memories of nobody: The Parody, part 2

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 12:01:35 GMT

Well.. here's the continuation!

(Morning. We're back at the same road)

Ichigo: Well this is where we saw the blanks and obliterated them yesterday morning... so they must come back to the exact same spot this morning. By the way, stay close to me, Senna.

Senna: -runs away-

Ichigo: Senna??? Where are youuuuu???

Senna: Stop yelling, I'm right behind you! Although I ran away in the opposite direction. Look, there's a convenient weeping child^TM so let me show off how motherly and warm I am!

Child: Can't find my dad... sob...

Senna: Your dad was with you?

Child: Yes.. That was obvious enough ne, you stupid girl? Errr... I mean.. my dad's not here.. we were going to a festival... sob...

Ichigo: Your dad's dead kid. So let me give you a soul burial and get back to what I was doing before.

(No one pays attention. New Quest: Find Tomoya's dad!!!)

(Random scenery. Melancholy music. Dad hunting is forgotten. We're doing 'fun mom, dad and kid' outing instead!)

Ichigo: What are we doing! There's no festival here. Let's just bury the kid!

Senna: No! He has a long journey ahead.. I can't bury his soul like this... sentimental dialogues!

OOC Ichigo: How sweet you are... drool...

(The festival. It randomly appeared. A touching reunion between dad and kid)

Dad: Thank you so much! By the way, everyone around you is dead. Bye bye!

(Half the people disappear. The other half is rotting)

Senna: Ahhh!!! Why is this happening? Sob!

OOC Ichigo: Senna...

(Luckily, Ukitake and the rest of the gang arrive before he drowns in OOCness)

Renji: Hand the sue over, Ichigo. It's evil will corrupt you!

Rukia: I did a crap load of research, okay. She's not a shinigami, she's a sue! Now hand her over, before it's too late!

Evil Sue Senna: But I am a Shinigami!

Renji: No you aren't. You are non-canon. Hence, Sue. And why are you in the living world if you are a Shinigami?

Senna: No.. I am.. confused.. teary.. lots of memories... -implodes-

Renji: See, she's like a boggart. Just give us the damn sue, Ichigo!

Senna: No, I say! I'm not a sue!

Ukitake: Fiiiiiine. You are the memory rosary. Which in Sueish means 'the spawn of Sauron'. Now will you come?

Senna: Nooo!

Hitsugaya: Come on, be reasonable. The valley of screams, the evil dude, alternate dimension, mass destruction... they all add up!

Senna: No... logic!!! Stay away!!! I'm.. I'm.. I'm-

OOC Ichigo: Too late! I'm already corrupted! I'll defend Senna with my life, against the one woman whose word I have always valued, her best friend and all the officers I trust!

Rukia: No! Ichigo! Are you insane?

OOC Ichigo: I don't know you! I must protect Senna!!! You are evil!

(Thankfully the villains appear for a small battle. Yay! Would've killed myself if they didn't)

(Senna is clingy and helpless. The rotting people turn into violent white things)

OOC Ichigo: Though I have the sharpest instincts in the series, I still will not notice a big fat guy behind me. Worse, I'll hold the sue in my arms and roll around with her on the ground!

(Somewhere in an alternate dimension, the real Ichigo screams in unison with Hichigo- “NO!!!! MY IMAGE!!!!”)

Fat evil guy: Hi, I'm back! And this time, I will take the rosary.

Hichigo: Please do. I can't stand the sue-ness any more.

OOC Ichigo: Oh no you won't! Attack!

(Everyone is inexplicably getting their asses kicked. Kon is batting with the white things using one hand)

Rukia: Damn it Kon, what kind of wimp-ass fighting is that? Die you white abominations!

Kon: Nee-saaaannn!!! Thank god! Save me from the sue! -glomps her-

Rukia: -is red- Get off me! You're in Ichigo's body now and I don't want you distracting me!

Senna: How dare you steal Kon from me? I'm Super-Strong too!!! I'll fight sexily and make him drool now! Ahem... Call forth the twilight, Mirokumaru!

(The inevitable white haired villain makes his appearance and K.O's her in less than a second)

Senna: Or I'll act the helpless maiden...again. Whatever works.

OOC Ichigo: From now onwards I shall start the “1001 times I will call thy name” chant... Senna!

Ukitake: Is it possible? You are the members of a noble house who were exiled for illegal cloning and mass production of sues!!!!

(The white things explode. The Evil gang^TM decide to leave but are stopped by DUN DUN DUN... OOC Ichigo in all his bankai-glory! Not)

OOC Ichigo: Senna! I'm coming! (When a guy says this and raises his sword in your direction, I would be scared)

White haired villain: -stabs Fake!Ichigo with Mirokumaru. Oh the angst-

Senna: NO!!! THE ANGST! IT'S NOT ENOUGH! I NEEEEEED MORE!

Bleeding OOC Ichigo: Okay.

(His eyes unfocus)

Audience: From that? Dear god, you're Ichigo! You're not even supposed to -blink- at a small injury like that!!

(Nonetheless, his eyes unfocus. They reach for each other.... but they don't meet. Woe is them! Instead, inexplicably, her ribbon comes off.. the token of their true love... oh angst!!!)

Senna: ICHIGO MY LOOOOOOOVE!!!

(The Evil gang^TM vanishes)

Rukia: I really shouldn't bother, but damn... I can't help it. Ichigo!

(She catches him. Everything blacks out and reveal Inoue, Ishida and Chad who have woefully small roles)

Orihime: He's fine now. I finished healing him.

Rukia: You mean he's back to the way he was? Before the sue?

Orihime: Now that I can't guarantee.

Urahara: Hey guys, I just found out their evil planTM! They plan to use the memory rosary to make the real and spirit worlds collide.

Ishida: But how can they-

(Is cut off before he can say “formulate such an incredibly useless evil plan^TM which is bound to have no advantage whatsoever to them?”)

Urahara: Shut up, Ishida and stop thinking! As I was saying... there must be a coincidental entrance^TM somewhere close to where the sue first appeared-

OOC Ichigo: Aha! I shalt get back my sweet Senna after all!

(Dashes off, followed by Rukia. She'll need a big hug after this is over)

-sighs-

Arrrghhh! I can't seem to finish this in one sitting! Will be back sometime soon with part 3...

Writer's Block: Titular Heroes

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:20:03 GMT

Kurt Vonnegut's books have great titles, like Breakfast of Champions and Slaughterhouse Five. If your life was a novel, what would the title be?

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Champion Daydreams: The life of a girl who aspired much and did nothing.

Yep, that would be me...

Battle cry! seemingly

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:49:32 GMT

Writer's Block: In this perfect world

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:06:41 GMT

What is your idea of a perfect world? Why do you feel this way?

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A perfect world? For me a perfect world would be a world where we are all children, eternally. A world where no one harms anyone, a world where you can dream freely, hope unboundedly, where you can be anything or anyone you want. A world where you don't need to care or worry about tomorrow, it just comes. A world where you have no sorrow or unhappiness of any kind.

Writer's Block: All in the Family

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:29:51 GMT

How do you think having siblings (or not having siblings) affects who you are as a person?

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Having siblings- Very important. Even though I'd rather DIE than let him know, life would've been pretty boring without my brother. We did (and still do) have a lot of fun, and I can't imagine a life where he doesn't exist. He's the only person who understands me almost completely, and I would've been pretty lonely without him in my life.

Phew...

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:03:00 GMT

Am tired as hell! I ran around all day printing the blasted paper and stuff for the paper presentation contest. Skived off a lot of classes today, but the job's done now. I'll never submit a paper again if this doesn't get selected. It was so disappointing not getting selected for TKR, I wonder what I did wrong? Surely it was better than lots of other shit?

*sniffle*

Anyway, I have DC lab tomorrow and I haven't written the observation yet (sigh). How am I going to do all these jobs in time?

1. Have a music class today.
2. Have to buy a gift for sensei.
3. Have to do DC observation.
4. Have to submit the paper and proof-read it.

Writer's Block: (like juggling chainsaws)

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:32:30 GMT

What is one crazy thing you would like to learn to do?

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Hmmm... I don't know if it's crazy or not, But I'd really love to be a ninja. To dress in black to be agile, swift and deadly. To be a mistress of disguise, to pretend to be weak and then kick-ass. -_________- That would be nice

Long time.. so much to say

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:07:18 GMT

Mmm... Number one being, I'm in my third year and first semester. My exam results were fine. Exactly the same as last time. I have tons of work to do all the time, no time to even breathe... Soumya's here apparently and I have today and tomorrow to meet her, and both are not free. Arrggghhh... Records to write, music to practice (A concertish thing on 7th Aug) Importantly, the house has almost been sold, and acertain someone forget's her place often. *Bitch* Daddy's going off today again, and that means Bleach time with Mamma! ^___^ Life is okay... for now.

Gah!

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:44:48 GMT

I can't believe I can't go home, this suxxors... just because we have some stupid branch thing that I'm no way related to... Fine then, if I have to stay, I stay but no freakin' way in hell am I attending the darn thing.

Lucky, lucky!

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:46:43 GMT

Can you believe I actually found my folder after I misplaced it so irresponsibly? Mou, I'm so relieved I could sing!

Kawaii test! ^^

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:18:23 GMT

What's your inner power? (Girls only sorry. Beautiful anime pictures, lengthy results)

Empathy- Your inner power is Empathy! This means that you have a talent for identifying others emotions, often by simply glancing at them. You are EXTREMELY shy and quiet. People sometimes dont notice youre around and seem surprised to find out you even exist in a big class. Youre the often silent, goody two shoes, and few get passed the walls youve built up to stop yourself being hurt, as you no doubt have been in the past. Not everyone understands you, in fact some think that youre a snob or worse because you rarely participate in group activities. Youre extremely sensitive, even the least harsh of words can hurt you. Only your very few, closest friends who have earned your hard-to-get trust know who you really are inside; a sweet, gentle young woman who is lonely and so desperately needing friends to support you. You can get very depressed and not always know why, despite your power of empathy, as it seems to only work for people outside you. Your friends always turn to you when they need advice or comforting, and in some way you need to give that helpit makes you feel better in return to know that youve helped out your friends. Despite your cold, impassive exterior and high, seemingly unbreachable walls, inside you are really a great, intelligent person, full of compassion and love, if only people would dare take a chance and try to get through your tough shell. Never let others get you down, or change you. You are very special the way you areeven if you dont have fifty thousand friends, you are just as, if not more extraordinary than everyone else. Reach for the stars, because I dont doubt youll catch hold of them. Boy/Girl who will sweep you off your feet: A sweet, shy and romantic man/woman. The kind of guy/woman you know will never, ever hurt you, and will love you for ever. The kind of person who believes in true love, and soul mates. Your stone: Blue Topaz Your power: Healing. Emotionally, physically, or spiritually, you heal people with your words, your actions and presence. Youre the one that the little children are always drawn to, because they know youll never let anything hurt them. Your element: Clairvoyance (The power to see objects or events that cannot be perceived by the normal five senses.) A quote that applies to you: "True beauty shines from the soul and warms the world with its kindness, compassion , and integrity."
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Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:57:18 GMT

Poonam fell off and injured herself today... no H.O.D's class today, phew. All the same it was lousy. Finally convinced Harsha to join orkut. Dad's probably coming back tommorow, so I guess my insane anime watching will come to a halt. Not that he won't let me... but nah. He'll just freak out that I'm not working or something. Hope he gets me those shell earrings I asked for. And a movie. Etto... what else? Oh yeah, I can't get my package until Poonam comes to college, and I wonder if she can tommorow...

Another horrid day

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:27:45 GMT

We got screwed again, by the H.O.D but this time, IT WAS UNFAIR!!!!! Honestly, he developed that impression on me, and he's not letting me go! Not just me though, half the class. How great was that! My life is honestly, so shitty. I mean, this is not what I wanted! I wanted, well... I wanted to be free!

Nothing much

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:27:51 GMT

Mmm… I feel much better now! Dad went off to Trivandrum again, and Harsha’s counselling was done yesterday. Like he’d get anything good with his rank, he picked EEE in some average place. So, I have a P.D.C lab today, and still have a few drawings to finish off, but am too lazy to do anything now. Also debating whether or not to wash my hair, if I do and go out, it’ll become a dirty mop. But it’s already a dirty mop. Going to Sanju’s place for a few hours today. Also meeting Imu on Saturday! Yay! And meeting Sanju again on Wednesday. Etto, what else? Maybe I should do those drawings; he’ll throw me out otherwise…

A momentous day

Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:38:26 GMT

Sort of feeling lousy right now... arghh can't type as I can't bend my hand... I donated blood today! And almost passed out for the first time too! Okay I'll write about this later as I really am not able to type...

Dread...

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:47:26 GMT

Hmmm… definitely dreading to go to college, as ironically my first period is the H.O.D’s. great. One day after I get screwed by him for cutting his class, and the first class I have today is his! Arrrrghhh! Must-resist-the-urge-to-cut-class-again… oh dear god, I’m so scared!!! Nothing to look forward to though, the boring E.C.A lab, during which the H.O.D will be present again!!!! Me don’t want to go. Hmmph.

Knee deep in shit

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:09:35 GMT

The crap pc I'm in front of in the net lab has like 16 colours, but whatever. I'm miserable, angry, in despair, everything. Honestly life just screwed me. Okay, here's what happened. We bunked the S and S class because we wanted to bunk E.C.A which was right after so we didn't know what else to do. And crap, the H.O.D found out, Shrutha came and told us to go to him and we got screwed... I feel sick. Okay, I have to go coz lunch is up and if he catches us out again he'll kill us...

A Fuedal Food Fight

Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:27:35 GMT

Okay, here's another one of my crazy fics. It's a one-shot, so no continuation (and just as well, it's really stupid) So, without further ado,

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"A Fuedal Food Fight"
(Ooooh, alliteration!)
-by Aurora Whisperwind.
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Long ago, in feudal Japan, there lived a great demon called Ramen-taisho. He was the greatest of all the ramen demons, and certainly the greatest of all the other demons. For as anyone knows, the greater and more powerful a person is, the better the food inside. The fundamental rule of life in those days. Even now though, it’s almost the same- you are what you eat. That was why Ramen-taisho was the best! Ramen demons certainly were much better than the lowly bread and butter demons and the occasional bacon demons.

Life in the feudal era didn’t change much until a powerful priestess named Marmalado came along. During her great battle with a number of bread and butter demons, she was in despair when a powerful baked sea-food au gratin demon and a few cardamom fudge demons showed up. And that was how the sacred jewel was formed. She put all her magical marmalade powers into the divine jewel, a jewel whose possession would bring untold powers to its keeper. Unfortunately, even the baked sea-food au gratin and the cardamom spirits entered the jewel…

And then, along came the priestess Kikyou, who was more of a blackberry jam priestess, not the usual marmalade or peanut butter variety which Marmalado had passed on. Anyway, Kikyou was given the sacred jewel to protect. She did well at her job, until-

The son of the great Ramen-taisho, Ramenyasha, more popularly known as Inuyasha appeared. Okay, well he was only half a ramen demon, but nonetheless, he was powerful. Not as powerful as his full-demon, absolutely delicious, older half-brother, Sushimaru. The heir to the great Ramen-taisho. Powerful or not, he completely stole Kikyou’s blackberry jam heart (?) with his overpowering Ramen charm. Whoops, charm? Uh, I mean ramen ‘attitude’.

Now comes the darker and more interesting part of our story. The birth of Naraku. Naraku, whose form was contributed by a number of bread and butter demons, the occasional bacon demon, gateaux demons and a liberal helping of salmon demons. Uh, that mixture sucks! So Naraku was just a mad mash of food, and could change into any form he wanted.

Blah blah blah, you know what happened after that. Kikyou died, Inuyasha was pinned to a tree with a fork and the jewel was not seen again for many years until the re-incarnation of Kikyou, a girl named Kagome tumbled down a giant noodle bowl to reach the feudal era. She found herself staring at the sleeping form of Inuyasha, a giant fork through his heart. Anyway, blah blah again, Kagome managed to break the jewel into a lot of shards with her priestly powers and a fork.

Soon enough handsome, delicious Sushimaru came looking for his brother to have a little chat with him. Sushimaru had but one gripe. His legendary father had left his half-brother a pair of enchanted chopsticks which could absorb the goodness of a hundred different varieties of ramen demons, and thus kill them, in one fell slurp. A hundred varieties of any demons, actually. This legendary weapon was called the Tetsusaiga.

Alas, how Sushimaru craved for it! All he was left with was a spoon, which could bring a hundred demons back to life by putting their food spirits back in their bodies. The horribly useless Tensaiga, which wouldn’t even let him eat one noodle. It kept slipping off the spoon, the blasted thing! ‘Why father?’ Sushimaru had thought many a time, ‘Why have you given Ramenyasha the Tetsusaiga? Why, why have you given me a spoon?’

Recollecting all these bitter thoughts, Sushimaru planned a masterly plan to find out the resting place of the enchanted chopsticks. With the help of his frog-spawn demon Jaken, he managed to reach the place but could not touch the mystical weapon. Kagome pulled it out, funnily enough, and that pissed Sushimaru off. So he turned into this giant bowl of ramen, and nearly drowned Inuyasha, but Inuyasha figured out how to use the Tetsusaiga (with a bit of help from Kagome), and skewered off his brother’s Sushi-Ramen delectable arm.

And thus, Inuyasha became the rightful master of the enchanted chopsticks and protector of Kagome, until Kikyou showed up again, but whatever. And they met this lecherous monk, a powerful tajiya, and a pretty useless smelly little cheese cub who Inuyasha thought was only worth eating, but Kagome didn’t let him. Sushimaru and Naraku showed up lots of times, but neither them, nor Inuyasha could beat each other, so the battle went on forever.

And that is the end of this feudal food fight, ladies and gentlemen. We don’t know the ending, as it’s still going on. We thank you for joining us though. And everyone takes a bow, except Inuyasha, who was confused, Kagome, who was screaming sit, Miroku, who was feeling up Sango, Sango, who was bonking him on the head, Kikyou, who was trying to take Inuyasha to hell, Naraku who was trying to eat them all, and Sushimaru who was just wandering around wondering if he would ever get a better weapon.

For in reality, there is no spoon.

The end?

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Lots to say

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:54:58 GMT

Ohayo… in a way. I’m slightly irritated because I’m sleepy and as usual, Harsha’s being the pig. I mean, dad took him out on Saturday for a whole lot of work and I agree; you do get tired spending a whole day out on a bike. But it’s what, Tuesday? And he still complains that his back is aching! Honestly! And because of that I have to do everything! Little brat, how I would love to kill you….

Okay, before my murderous intent goes over the roof, let me write something else… etto, yes, I was wondering if I could take up Japanese at the ‘Central Institute for English and Foreign Languages’ (CIEFL). I mean, classes are three days a week, for two hours apparently. But I’m sure dad won’t agree. Normally he would, but seeing as I did so horribly in my first year, he might tell me to forget it and concentrate on my percentage. Oh god please let him agree. Please!

Had an okay day yesterday. Poonam was absent, but we could get her proxy for the last two hours at least. We managed to confuse our Probability Ma’m over a question a wasted a lot of time, but it was kind of fun, in a way. I’m getting angry again, as my mother is constantly making me get up and check when someone rings the bell. My precious baby brother is having a bath after all. Oooooooooooooooohhhh, I want to kill him!!!!

Hey, and you know what happened? I had this really weird dream that we had Aoshi for a teacher! Or someone who looked a lot like Aoshi. Anyway, in the dream, he gave us a problem to do, and Poonam and I were sitting together. She did it by the time he came and he was like- “What about you? Can’t you do it?” And for some strange reason, I knew what to do, but couldn’t do anything! My hands were shaking and I couldn’t punch the numbers in calci at all! And he walked off, muttering about inept students. Of course, that could be because he was Aoshi, but in the dream, I didn’t realize it till then. Weird that was…

Someone rang the bell again! And I had to go again! The stupid brat was dressing! Aaaaaaaaarrrrrghh! I hate the world. By the way, he’s not going where he’s supposed to. Weird, we hate each other, but keep each other’s secrets at least. Okay, ranted enough.

Ja ne!

Monday, again..

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:12:43 GMT

Have a whole day of boring classes to look forward to and can't cut any of them because I screwed up my first year and can't afford to screw this year up too, but DAMN! Had an anime fest with Poonam yesterday, watched RK and PMK. It was great! Too bad Anji missed it, honestly the girl is becoming more and more backward... did you hear that, Anji? So... um, let's see, I was in a mood to ramble when I started this, so here goes...

Soujiro!

Yes, He's my !favouritest! bishie ever! SOU-CHAN!!!! *waves a banner with 'I love Sou-poo' on it* I mean, he's just perfect! He's cute, sweet, a master swordsman, young, and AVAILABLE! WHY DOESN'T WATSUKI-SAMA TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM IN THE END? But in a way, that was a good thing, we can let our imaginations run wild there... but the Soujiro/Misao pairing; I somehow don't approve of it, call me jealous but I really, really don't.
*Pokes Soujiro* "ne, Sou-poo, do you approve of that pairing?"
"Stop calling me Sou-poo! It's so silly!"
"But it's soooooo kawaii!!! ne? You guys-" *looks at her readers, most of whom are asleep and drooling over their keyboards* "-drat!!!"

Okay, I'm shutting up now... have to pack my books, have a PDC class to attend,

Ja ne!

"Sou-poo, where are you....?"

Chapter 2

Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:57:37 GMT

Chapter 2!

“Sesshoumaru can take this thing off Sango! Your hideous plan is not going to work” yelled Kagome at an unruffled Sango who merely looked at Miroku and yelled “Hentai!”
Miroku fell to the ground…again…but this time he just stayed there, rambling about black holes and flowers.

“We’re going to stop you, Kagome! You forget that Inuyasha can find his brother faster than you and that Hentai (Slam) can! Right Inuyasha?” Sango asked the hanyou who was miraculously lost in thoughts. ‘My brother freed me…I owe him so much…in fact I-’ He yelped as Sango hit him on the head. “What????” he grumbled, rubbing his head. “Come on Inuyasha! We have to find Sesshoumaru before Kagome and that Hentai (Slam)” And so they set off, not stopped by Kagome who was busy trying to resurrect Miroku and Shippou who was busy digging the landscape trying to hide.

“You know they’re right…” Kagome said to a somewhat conscious Miroku “Our means of transport are gone” Miroku nodded and started singing ‘Hot cross buns’. Kagome growled in frustration. “Shippou! Transform into that stupid pink balloon thingy with crossed eyes, will you?” And they were off slowly, very slowly, so slowly, the world might have ended if it hadn’t been for Kagome who forced Miroku to open the black hole and use it as a motor.

Several zips later through the land, they finally came across the poor soul in white who was calmly wandering around. “SESSHOUMARU! THERE HE IS, MIROKU! LETS GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!” they crashed Shippou on top of him and Miroku, who by now was completely sane, grabbed the youkai’s empty sleeve. “Please Sesshoumaru, blast me with your Toukijin and rid me of this rosary menace!”

*~*~*~*

Sesshoumaru’s POV:

My eyes widen with surprise at the unexpected pleasure. Wait a minute, that wench seems to want the monk to die as well. Oh well, I’ll kill her too. My hand reaches for the Toukijin…

Crash

Drat. I should have known that my half-breed brother would be here soon to save these wretched people. I turn to face him, and what I see now makes my jaw drop for the first time in my entire life. He does not look mad or confused. OMG! Maybe he’s sick. He runs over and kicks the monk out of the way, and at the same moment that tajiya appears and yells “HENTAI!”

I thank the lord Rin is not with me.

Hey wait a minute that monk just got buried! And again! And again! And again!

My sleeve came off! (Author and all the girls in the world gasp and swoon) Get your hands of it, soon-to-be-dead-monk!

Before I can do anything someone grabs my arm. It’s Inuyasha. Dear god, what’s wrong with him????????

“Niissan! I-” My jaw falls to the ground. What the hell did he call me? Maybe I’m sick.

“Niissan! You saved me! That horrendous rosary, you took it off me! Thank you so much!” My jaw is buried now, just like that monk.

“Don’t listen to Miroku or Kagome! They just want me to have that thing! You wouldn’t let that happen, would you?”

Hey, the core of the earth is HOT!!!!!! AND IT’S BURNING MY JAW!

Meanwhile, Inuyasha is rambling on. “You don’t really hate me…you just pretend to, right niissan? I-”

I don’t hear the rest. My jaw is being run over my Red Indians on the other side of the planet.

I have to get out of here before I die of a heart attack.

Incase you’re wondering, my cholesterol level is way below dangerous. Checked it just last week. I’m talking about the shock. All that walking I do keeps me in shape, you know! And that’s why I’m drop dead gorgeous!

“I think I hear Rin calling” I say, finally coming up with an excuse. “Goodbye”

Phew! I got away! And to make sure something like this won’t happen again, I’m moving!

*~*~*~*~*

“Thank you niissan! I knew I could count on you!” screamed Inuyasha and stuck out his tongue at a furious Kagome. “Ha ha ha, Kagome! So what are you going to do now?” Kagome burst into angry tears and ran away. “Wha-” he stammered, feeling slightly guilty. “Don’t worry, Inuyasha. She’ll come round” Soothed Sango.

Kagome dried her tears after a while, and went back to Miroku’s half-dead body. A plan came to her. Inuyasha, Sango and Kirara were a little way off, discussing their next course of action.

“Miroku! Get up!” he didn’t stir.
“MIROKU!!!!!!” nope. No response.
“Oh Miroku, I’ll bear your child if you wake up now….”
“Hello Kagome I’m awake! So you can-”
Bonk.
“Now Miroku, I have a plan… all you have to do is promise Sango you’ll marry her! Then she’ll be so happy, she’ll take it off you!”
“WHAT?????????? BUT I DON’T WANT TO DO THAT YET!”
“You want this rosary off or not?”
“But I-”
“Perfect Miroku, I knew I could count on you! Now here’s what you do…”

Absolutely miserable

Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:30:34 GMT

My results came out. They sucked. Big time. I hate myself, I hate myself so much that... argh!!!!! It's not fair! I didn't do so badly, I know I didn't! Dad was soooo um... soo normal when I told him! Anyways, I'm resolving to work harder in second year... I hope.

A great day

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 02:13:36 GMT

Okay, so I'm having the computer rights for the entire day because tomm onwards its college again, and my brother is sulking like a stupid twelve tyear old... ah who cares!

Sango's revenge

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:18:28 GMT

Let's see... as this was thrown off ff.net for NO REASON WHATSOEVER, I WILL POST IT HERE! It a little humor piece I was working on, tell me if you like it!

“Die Inuyasha!” commanded Sesshoumaru as he swooped in for another attack. An oft told tale this was, Sesshoumaru appeared out of nowhere as usual, and insulted Inuyasha who promptly insulted him back, blah blah blah. Now they where locked in combat, the insulting still going on. “In your dreams, jerk!” yelled Inuyasha as he swung the Tetsusaiga into Sesshoumaru’s face who blocked it easily with the Toukijin. “I will not be defeated by the likes of you, half-breed brother” Kagome stifled a yawn. “Hey you guys wake up! He said the ‘I won’t be defeated by you’ dialogue! This is going to end soon! As soon as Inuyasha says-‘Oh yeah! Well eat this!’ dialogue of his!” she said, trying to shake Sango awake.

“Huh...” muttered Sango blearily “We’re at that stage? Thank goodness, I thought we’d never get there!” she shook her head and realizing that Miroku was asleep on her shoulder, shook him awake as well. “OH YEAH!!!! WELL EAT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!” Inuyasha yelled as he used the wind scar. “Told ya” Kagome said. Sesshoumaru broke though the wind scar and blasted Inuyasha with the Toukijin. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” screamed Inuyasha as he fell. “I will-” began Sesshoumaru but was interrupted by Kagome and Sango who rushed to Inuyasha “Yeah, yeah we know, you’ll spare his miserable life and all… We’ve seen it a hundred times” Miroku pushed the Tai-youkai away “Thanks Sesshoumaru but it’s time for you to go now”.

Sesshoumaru stood there for a minute, unable to believe what just happened, but deciding that he would kill his imbecile of a brother and his cheeky friends the next time, left. “Come on Inuyasha, up you get” cooed Kagome, helping the hanyou up and looking at his injuries. Sango went to pick up Tetsusaiga, which had transformed back into its rusty self. It was then that she noticed something lying on the ground. ‘Inuyasha’s rosary? What’s this doing here?’ she thought as she picked it up. ‘Oh, it’s snapped! Okay then…’ she was mending it when she felt an all too familiar hand. “HANDS OFF, MONK!” she yelled, hitting him on the head with the first thing she could reach.

Unfortunately for our dear Miroku, it turned out to be the rosary. It slipped down his head. “Come now Sango, I was just dusting a speck of dirt off your lovely kimono” (Is that like his favorite excuse or something?) Miroku explained, trying to pull the rosary off his head. It didn’t come off. Instead it blasted him. “Aaargh!” yipped Miroku as he tried again, and again, got burnt. Meanwhile Sango, who had been watching with increasing glee at his plight, yelled “HENTAI!”

Crash.

Miroku fell through the ground with a scream, as Kagome came rushing. “Sango! Inuyasha’s rosary is missing! Did you-” she stopped as soon as she saw Miroku on the ground. “Don’t tell me-” Sango nodded. “But why? Give it back to me! I can’t control Inuyasha otherwise! We really-” argued Kagome but was interrupted by Inuyasha’s mad dance of joy. “IT’S OFF! IT’S OFF! NO MORE SITS! I CAN DO ANYTHING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THANK YOU SANGO! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!” Shippo’s head sunk into the grass. With nothing controlling Inuyasha, it would only be a matter of time before he was mashed flat by the hanyou.

And soon……..

They were squared off into two hostile parties, one consisting of Inuyasha, Sango and Kirara, who wanted Miroku to keep the rosary and one consisting of Miroku, Kagome and Shippou who wanted Inuyasha to have it. They called themselves the anti-hentai and the anti-hanyou.

The anti-hentai: Miroku should keep it, the perverted creep!!!
The anti-hanyou: No! Inuyasha should have it!
The anti-hentai: And what’s your reason, huh?
The anti-hanyou: Well, um… it’s because Inuyasha deserves it more!
The anti-hentai: Yeah, well we think he deserves it even more!
The anti-hanyou: OH YEAH?
The anti-hentai: YEAH!
The anti-hanyou: We’re going to get it off him, you just see!
The anti-hentai: Really……and how????
The anti-hanyou: Um… well…
The anti-hentai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You don’t even have a plan!
The anti-hanyou: We will do it! Just you wait and see!
The anti-hentai: Well, we shall make sure you don’t succeed!
The anti-hanyou: Roses are blue… violets are red… (In case you are wondering, this is Miroku, who appears to be slightly disoriented. His team mates shut him up)

They pause. Then it strikes them.

Both: SESSHOUMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A time for new beginnings

Writer's Block: All work and no play ...

Memories of nobody: The Parody, part 2

Writer's Block: Titular Heroes

Battle cry! *seemingly*

Writer's Block: In this perfect world

Writer's Block: All in the Family

Phew...

Writer's Block: (like juggling chainsaws)

Long time.. so much to say

Gah!

Lucky, lucky!

Kawaii test! ^^

Another horrid day

Nothing much

A momentous day

Dread...

Knee deep in shit

A Fuedal Food Fight

Lots to say

Monday, again..

Chapter 2

Absolutely miserable

A great day

Sango's revenge

Battle cry! seemingly